Name - Ricco de Latin whip Location - Albuquerque, the land of the bitches Turn-ons - 2 lesbian kissing Turn-offs - What my parents make love Rap Sheet - Possession illegal of tables and chairs from the local Gentleman club Bitch Gittin' Line - You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your cloths. They're still on. Tips - If you're sweet you can call me sweetie, if you're nice you can call me hunny, if you're hot you can call me tonight!
	Name - Teflon Dicky - Slut Engineer Location - Brooklyn Turn-ons - Pierced tang, gold plate Turn-offs - Over pierced tang Rap Sheet - the man got nothing on me. Bitch Gittin' Line - Is that a $20 bill in your pants or should I pay you later? Tips - Ho says she's clean, wear two condoms... maybe three.
	Name - Slicky Slick - Ass Broker Location - Eastside Turn-ons - Eye contact Turn-offs - Sluts Rap Sheet - Two counts man-ho'ing, drug trafficking Bitch Gittin' Line - Get you high if you smile like a doughut. Tips - Leave a mark on my bitch and you ain't walking home.
	Name - Ronaldo - Ho Daddy Location - Southside Turn-ons - Crack hoes, coke hoes Turn-offs - Grateful dead hoes Rap Sheet - Breaking and entering, possession of stolen goods, three counts sodomy. Bitch Gittin' Line - I bet two crisp Benjamin's you a ho. Tips - Get your cash up front or you'll never see a dime.
	Name - Dirty Dave - Death Valley Tour Guide Location - Your Mama Turn-ons - Ghetto Booty Turn-offs - Girls who talk too damn much. Rap Sheet - Possession of marijuana, possession of an illegal weapon, jaywalking, statutory rape, racketeering. Bitch Gittin' Line - You my bitch now, a'ight? Tips - Don't take no for an answer... better yet, stop asking questions.
	Name - Mack Daddy Mikey (He'll bang anything) - Ho Smacker Location - Sunnyside Turn-ons - Deaf mutes. Turn-offs - Huh? Rap Sheet - Cock fighting, possession of a deadly penis. Bitch Gittin' Line - Is that a mirror in your pocket? Shut up and suck it. Tips - Stack 'em on like a shish-kebab. You only live once, and usually not very long.
	Name - Supa Marv - Yay Sayer Location - 1973 Turn-ons - Primates, inmates (she-kind), ball work. Turn-offs - Modern Chicks Rap Sheet - Human slave trading. Bitch Gittin' Line - I got nine millimeters says you work for me. Tips - Deny, deny, deny.
	Name - Jimmy the Hat - Nut Bust Coordinator Location - Queens Turn-ons - Foot massages, perfume. Turn-offs - Big hairy monster girls... sorry ladies. Rap Sheet - Fraud, perjury. Bitch Gittin' Line - Your mama told me to give you a ride all the way home, take real good care of you like. Tips - Never shoot a cop unless you have to or you get the chance.
	Name - Phat Dick - He Madame Location - O-Town Turn-ons - The sound of a crisp, hard smack. Turn-offs - Consent. Rap Sheet - Impersonating an officer of the law, impersonating a stuard of the court, impersonating a white man. Bitch Gittin' Line - Time for the meat microphone kareoke, you drunk slut. Tips - Hose 'em down at least once a week. May seem like a hassle, but it's a good investment.
	Name - Token - Organ Donor Location - Enroute, we find you Turn-ons - Scat (the singing kind) Turn-offs - Scat (the other kind) Rap Sheet - Grand theft auto, robbery. Bitch Gittin' Line - I'll let you take a ride if you let me take a ride... slut. Tips - Follow your heart, or whichever organ is moving the most blood at the time.
	Name - Slap Daddy Bo & Two-Times Cadabra - Monkey Jugglers Location - None ya damn biz-nass Turn-ons - Whipped cream Turn-offs - Dry loving Rap Sheet - Public Drunkenness. Bitch Gittin' Line - I got more booty than a pirate, byotch, you's mine too. Tips - Always keep a cop on payroll. Keep good blackmail on him too.
	Name - Saint Nicky - Naughty Nicester Location - All over the world, baby. Turn-ons - Short women with pointy ears. Turn-offs - Don't know. Rap Sheet - Cruelty to animals, consipracy to commit adultery. Bitch Gittin' Line - Hoes, hoes, hoes! Mary, kiss my ass. You ain't a virgin. Want to see my north pole? I'll promise I come more than once a year. Tips - Give peace a chance, but never give away a piece a ass, no chance.
	Names - Slick, Ace, Wannabe, DJ, Boa, Casper, Little M. Location - Ft. Lauderdale to up in that. Turn-ons - The group thang byotch! (And sunken treasure) Turn-offs - The terminal elderly, morbidly obese, and hideously disfigured. Naw, we just clowning dog, they're cool too. Rap Sheet - (collectively) Human organ trafficking, soliciting an officer for sex (non-undercover), driving on a suspended license, theft. Bitch Gittin' Lines - "Want your ass kicked? Didn't think so." "How about D, all of the above?" "Luckiest girls in town have seven daddies." Tips - Franchise, diversify, strength in numbers.